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As the networking piece of land LinkedIn takes off - with complete 4.2 cardinal members as of December, 2005 - users are protrusive to ring of the pennon "boilerplate" invitations (the ones that members use once they impoverishment to invitation their friends to "connect" on LinkedIn). So, to controller up the verbiage a bit and have quite a few fun, here are many tailored LinkedIn invitations in the Styles Of...

VALLEY GIRL

I'm like, altogether victimization this LinkedIn thing, and
it's like, everyone's doing it and if you're like, not
connected, you're like, so not even ANYONE. So I'm all "let's connect," and you look-alike just have to hit this one button and stuff, so similar do it, and let's GET TO KNOW SOME PEOPLE!!

THE SOPRANOS

So boss,

You poverty we should connect, a what? Dis guy, behind
da guy, he knows a guy and he wishes we should discuss to dis guy, in Jersey, so get united complete present and we'll do dis sound. Bada bing, bada noise. Click on the connection. Fuhgeddaboutit.

Paulie "Links"

HAIKU

The dissimilar person
waits for the invite:
connection. It's present. Join us!

OLD TESTAMENT

And so it came to leave behind that the statement spread,
and the blessings came downcast upon the people, and
spread throughout the nations. And the prophet
said, "Let us connect," and one unto the
other they connected, they of the early grade and of the
second, and lo, all the degrees thence. And so
the those connected, one to another,
each reported to his inevitably and his inimitable selling
proposition, and it was goodish.

MOOD SWING

I can't notify you if you motionless resembling me. I cognize you're busy, so don't be mad at me for asking, but do you HATE ME or what? I'm penitent. It's my responsibility. I'm specified a loser. What is your problem? Why are you such a jerk to me?

Do you deprivation to CONNECT? Only if you privation to. Probably you don't. It's hunky-dory. You dislike me. I can speak about. Do you impoverishment to tie though? Click on the intermingle. Okay, don't. Just be your bold same. Die.

RISQUE

I saw your profile and I must say, it's tasty...you come across similar a causal agent who knows a lot just about....life. You're so -- proficient. You've got that smoke-filled air of glory astir you. I read your chart complete and complete and proved to visualize your resume, and understand me, I did, and I couldn't snooze soon. And grouping are attracted to you, it's unashamed. You've allied with a lot of people, haven't you? There's thing touch-and-go roughly speaking you. I impoverishment to relate next to you RIGHT NOW - can you consciousness it?

MOTHER GOOSE

Higgledy piggledy, my LinkedIn

Bring your integral address stamp album in!

Austin, Boston, Rome, Berlin,

Globally, mobile-ly, my LinkedIn.

MOM

Oh salutation dear,

Is this how you do this? Tell me if you get this. Am I doing this right? I impoverishment to invitation you to - what? This is so sophisticated. Honey, I a moment ago can't keep hold of you beside all your fancy websites and gadgets. I have to be honest, the digital photographic equipment you bought your begetter for Christmas in 1999 is lifeless in the box. You're such a gaudy boy. We're so swollen of you, privileged. What roughly speaking that young woman you mentioned at Aunt Janet's 80th bicentenary party, are you frozen sighted her? I don't denote to pry. There was thing I was thought to ask you - oh yes, do you privation to clink next to me? Clink? Link? Or whatever it's called. Connect. Oh yes, that's it. How silly, to affix near your mother! Do you unmoving perceive to Earth, Wind & Fire? You worshipped them in utmost educational institution.

Love,

Mom